Saturday, May 24, 2008

Summary

Let's review what goes into finishing a novel. What did I eat today?

1 cinnamon raisin bagel (freshly baked)
2 iced coffees (2 counts as food)
1 biscuit
2 papaya dogs
1 chocolate muffin

That's all that I ate over the course of 12 hours. Now I have a stomach ache, a headache, blurry vision, and...a finished novel. Seems like a fair trade. And now there's fireworks on my street. No idea why. Are they for me? That would be nice.

3 comments:

Tez Miller said...

And now there's fireworks on my street. No idea why. Are they for me? That would be nice.

Aw, they love you :-)

Have a lovely day! :-)

Anonymous said...

That is why you are FAT!!!! Think about it...your diet habits are GROSS!

Jes Battis said...

wow, thanks, i never thought of that before. you've totally changed my life!