
This is what I've learned so far from watching
The Vampire Diaries. If you are a teen girl, and have premarital sex, you are going to get killed by a vampire. Whether you're camping with your boyfriend, at a kegger, or taking pills...the outcome is always the same. A vampire's going to get you. The vampire will look exactly like Boone from
Lost.
In actual fact, it is not a bad show so far. I can see how it's trying to capitalize on the tween readership of
Twilight, but I also recognize that Stephanie Meyer's series is one of those meteoric events that crashes into a genre like YA lit, and it can't be avoided. The
Diaries borrows more heavily, I think, from the cultural inventory of
Buffy. Probably for that reason alone, I'm willing to keep watching. And then there's the faint hope that a young queer character might appear. Or one can always hold out for the 'pansexual vampire' trope, because, hey, the lead looks a tiny bit like David Boreanaz, and that could be good.